Score: 6

"OMG."

submission: Defenseless Stick

date: September 7, 2009

first off, the physics realy took a dump on the game. second, I was a little disapointed with the traps. there wern't many there and half the time it seemed like I could just sit in the middle of the bottom and not die. Third, the music started to become a little repetitive and annoying. And finaly, number four... the alien ultra death ship was just wrong... ( by the way, I took a point off for every bad thing If you counted).

Score: 8

"this is REALY cool but.."

submission: Fallout 3 Gun Sounds!

date: September 5, 2009

does it realy deserve to be on newgrounds? I mean, I'm not trying to be a d%?k or anything, but to be honest, this should just stay on youtube.

Score: 7

"this type of game is rare."

submission: Hyper Square

date: June 25, 2009

what i mean by that is you dont see to many movie themed or styled games(on newgrounds that i know of).
I only play a few levels, but i noticed it was get too easy or to fast. I would make the character mover slower and add ladders on the sides of walls.
I would also add some more scicological traps, like add suitcases or containers containg, you know, healths, keys, scaps of paper containing numbers, or just flatout nothing. And sometimes, add a square thinging that as soon as you touch it or its in your invetory, it flys out of your pocket(or backpack or pouch or whatever) and just like, totaly slices you in pieces.
and certain rooms should have numbers written on them or f@?ked up sh1t written with blood on the wall. and certain rooms that you may have already been in (or not) should show an alternate reality, like you begin to walk into the room, then you see yourself doing what you where doing erlier, but then get murdered somehow.
I would also add rooms that have strong gravity, low gravity, opposite controls room, rooms with closing in walls... that would wake one hell of a horror game.

if you havent noticed, most of these ideas were from hypercube2.

Score: 9

"Ill order your flowers baby..."

submission: 8PM Phonesex

date: July 13, 2009

Thats probably the worst pickup line ive ever heard in my life, you bisexual. Did you say you have your pet poodle and your ready to do it........